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12-6-2003 - 9:32 a.m.
Unclean It's hard to know what to say about being sick that doesn't sound like a lot of whining. It is also hard to be funny Apparently I have kick ass sinus infection and that's a lot of snot, my friends. And I don't mean dainty little bits of bloody mucus coughed into a lace hanky, like an opera diva (Antonio, which one?) I mean OMG! get a warm wash cloth. My face is slimed to the pillow. Then my throat got sore. 'Sore' is such a benign word. 'Sore' is a pleasant tenderness the next morning. My throat felt as if it had been shredded then set on fire. I was spitting instead of swallowing like a teething toddler Then I lost a few days, but there was a Z-pak, some codeine based drugs and IV fluids. I even hallucinated that I posted a little something about it here, only it was much funnier The upside is that I didn't eat for 5 days, lost 12 pounds and will look fantastic for the holidays Today I am feeling like someone with a really bad cold. ALmost human and that's an improvement Stay well, kids
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