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5-12-2003 - 4:53 p.m.
No Circuit Parties Here I don't know why some of those old guard Republicans get their panties into such a knot over us polyamorous sodomites. It certainly wasn't all go-go boys and bumps in the bathroom at our big Gay house this weekend. Let's see: Thursday:We went to the dinner theater and were home tucked in our beds by 10 Friday: Went to K-mart with Mom and bought flowers for the deck and a nifty new (reproduction) Versailles fountain, complete with spitting frogs. See below. Later that evening we went to he old Ball game. A double header, Royals lost them both, but there were fireworks after the game anyway Saturday: Maria had a soccer game. Her team did better than the Royals. Afterwards we assembled the new fountain and it was so stinkin cute, we went BACK to K-mart and bought 2 more fountains for the Moms. Ray and Mikey consulted with Mary next door about how they were going to keep the bunnies from eating the hostas. They trimmed trees for the widow across the street. We cooked your choice of steak or garden burgers on the deck. Later that evening, we saw my gorgeous niece perform the role of Woodstock in the middle school production of'You're a Good Man Charlie Brown' She was quite convincingly birdlike. Sunday: Brunch with Mama Hawk. She loved her fountain. Dinner with Mama Travis. We had Thai food and cocktails with umbrellas. Somewhere in the middle of all that gluttony we managed to have Snicker Pie at Bob Evans with Becky's mother. BTW: Congratulate Becky. She is this month's Pie Queen at Bob Evans. Then we sat out on the deck into the late evening hours telling each other how much we like the new fountain. I started a new sweater for Becky See, not a coked up circuit boy in site. Ray did take off his shirt when he was gardening. Remind me again how alternative families are tearing at the moral fabric of this great nation.
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