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4-30-2003 - 5:21 p.m.
Another Moment From My Fabulously Interesting Life Because it�s Spring and because I am pretty, witty and gay, yesterday I was dressed in a lovely Hawaiian shirt. It's a brightly colored vintage affair my little sister picked up for me featured large red flowers. When I get to work, my wonderful Brenda, who looks after me like a wife, has saved the last raspberry filled donut for my breakfast. May the Goddess Bless her. It�s delish. So good in fact that the smell of the raspberries haunts me the rest of the day, which is strange because my allergies interfere with my sense of smell. I see patients, I see students, I go to meetings, I go to group therapy, all the while still smelling those raspberries. Well, I think to myself, smell is one of out most primitive senses, capable of evoking strong primal memories. I get home after 9pm, which is why yesterday was �another Tuesday from hell� Ray and Holly greet me at the door. Holly seems especially interested in my shirt. She�s nosing me aggressively. �What�s up with her?� I ask Ray �Could be that she wants that big blob of raspberry jelly right in the middle of one of those red flowers on your shirt, ya big slob". My bad I am declaring Jeffy the winner of the 'How Much Did Justin Spend' contest. Jeff guessed an aggressive $200, which was only $13 off. Congratulations Jeff. Your prize is a copy of the XXX video
'Mardi Gras Cowboy' starring that New Orleans stud, the adorable and well hung Jim Buck OR behind Door #2 we have a pair of handknit sock
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