Happy Birthday, Markus

I love me some Markus! You know why? He�s an old-fashioned Southern boy who actually remembers his manners, genuinely cares about the feelings of others and always has something kind to say. I don�t think he has a queeny bone in his body

And he�s single and 100% Justin approved husband material...and I have a feeling under that sweet Southern veneer is a hot and nasty sex pig waiting to be unleashed.

Single boys, better act now! This is a diamond hiding amid the CZs

Tummy Troubles

Some nasty little tummy virus got hold of me this week and wouldn�t let go. Yesterday, thanks to a little accu-intervention from Michael, I worked up to green tea and tapioca. Today I am feeling almost human...or at least I am showered, dressed and checking E-bay again

Sex, Violence and Feathers

Just for the record, I am all for sex and against violence.

Over 100 people are dead in Nigeria at the very thought of a Miss Universe pageant in a Muslim country, and back in the USA, we get the Victoria�s Secret Fashion Show.

Yeah, we watched it; because unlike Markus, I do have some queeny bones in my body and I couldn�t let an opportunity to meow pass me by. Wow! Giant women in Barbarella boots and tiny scraps of silk...and huge feathered wings. It was like New Year�s Eve at your favorite drag bar.

The National Organization for Women called the show demeaning to women and the Parents Television Council said it was part of a trend of "crass and vulgar" TV programming.

But seriously, how else are you going to sell underwear except to have pretty girls modeling their dainties. Critics that get all upset over �soft-core porn� on TV just aren�t paying attention. Have you seen the orgasmic women that wash their hair with Herbal Essence shampoo? Or how about pretty Travis Fimmel cavorting in his Calvin Klien undies. Is that boy delicious or what? �Nuff Said.

At least 100 people aren�t dead. Once again, sex is good, violence is bad

The powers that be at Victoria�s Secret edited out the part of the show where the PETA people stormed the stage and called Gisele Bundchen �Fur Scum� for signing a zillion dollar contract to hustle Blackgama Mink..

Hey PETA, you weren�t paying attention. These girls weren�t wearing fur, they were wearing feathers...and not much else.

Remember Pretty girls in underwear=Good. Dead because you fear women's sexuality=Bad

2 People have told Dr JJ all about it