Wednesday Wrap-Up
Becky got her haircut. Short. Black. Sassy. Think Liza in �Cabaret� I like it, it�s cute.
But yesterday she decides to spike it before she goes out with Daniel. Think Statue of Liberty, only not green. I hate it. I tell her so. Mikey hates it. He mentions it as well. She suggests that we go have sex with ourselves as she runs outside to greet Daniel. (activity partner, not boyfriend, or so she claims. Who knows?)
About two minutes later, she returns to the house, runs into the bathroom and sticks her head under the sink to wash out all the spiking glue. Guess what? Daniel hated the spikes too.
Thanks Daniel, the check is in the mail
Michael Jackson while in Germany, picking up an award for helping homeless children, dangles his own child over a 4th floor balcony to the horror of the crowd below. When is someone going to get this man some serious psychiatric help? He�s crying for it. Can you say dysmorphic body image? Do you think the Germans would give me an award if I saved the Jackson children from their father?
The Homo Depot will no longer be selling wood that comes from the rainforests of Boreno if it endangers the natural habitat of the orangutan. Great, one less thing to worry about. I love the Homo Depot and they have a good track record of community and planetary responsibility. The place is husband-hunting central for �mos who know what pickling a kitchen floor all is about. If only they would get a bitchin� Sunday champagne brunch together,the place would be perfect.
Sexy ol� doc Hawk is lecturing at a big pediatric medical conference today. I�m going to go sit in the first row and wink at him, unprofessionally. I love to go listen to Hawk lecture. He�s so freakin� cute in a suit and his reading glass�and what that man can do with power point!
According to a survey by National Geographic released Wednesday, only about one in seven of Americans between the age of 18 and 24, the prime age for military warriors, could find Iraq on a map. The score was the same for Iran, an Iraqi neighbor. Only 24% could identify Saudi Arabia and it sticks right out there into the gulf like a big sock. Scary!
Here�s another useless statistic: According to a recent poll, guys with messy sock drawers have sex three times more per month than those who organize their socks.
So, How is your Wednesday shaping up?
