Shock the Monkey

Happy New Year, Everybody. It's the Year of the Monkey! May the happiness you bring be returned to you!

In what we suspect was an effort to impress his new BF, Mikey prepared an elaborate New Year's feast last night, complete with dining room decoration and an invitation to everyone to wear red to dinner. He even made Crab Rangoon, although cream cheese is not indigenous to China.

Want to know more fun facts about the Year of the Monkey so you can dazzle your friends and coworkers? Read on:

From About.Com

Things are Looking Up for Business, But Beware the Monkey's Tricks

The Chinese astrological calendar follows a twelve-year lunar cycle, with each year named after an animal. New Year 2004, which begins on January 22nd, ushers in the Year of the Green Wood Monkey. Monkeys are clever, quick, and a bit mischievous, and so will unfold this year according to the Chinese astrological calendar.

Signs point positively for business and discussion, but watch out for the manipulative antics of the monkey. As with all New Years, it's a time for change and renewal, and a time to put aside the bad things of the previous year.

If you're the slightest bit superstitious you'll take the opportunity of another New Year celebration to do what you can to invite good luck into your life. I'm not Chinese, but I'll take all the lucky opportunities I can get! Entertaining family and friends is one good way to greet the New Year. Here are some of the other Chinese traditions for welcoming the New Year and creating good fortune in the year ahead.

Clean your home as thoroughly as possible during the days preceding the New Year to sweep away the bad luck of the year that's ending.

DO NOT clean your home during the first few days of the New Year. You do not want to risk sweeping away the good luck of the New Year.

Try to see as many of your family and friends as possible during the New Year celebration to spread good wishes for the coming year.

Serve and eat as many lucky foods as possible on the New Year. Some of these foods are whole fish, noodles and mandarin oranges. If you're not adventurous enough to cook Chinese food, most Chinese restaurants offer special New Year menus.

Don't cry on that day or raise your voice to your children or you'll be setting a tone of discord for the coming year.

Decorate your home in red, the Chinese color for good luck.

If you plan to host a Chinese New Year party, besides decorating with red, incorporate monkeys into your decor this year.

Toy Monkeys or table accessories will remind everyone of the reason for your party.

Make monkey-shaped cookies to serve with dessert.

Give a miniature monkey packaged with a fortune cookie as party favor.

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