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12-26-2003 - 5:20 p.m.

The Wisdom of Dr Tiu

Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today.

Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime

Give Justin a Calphalon Professional Hard-Anodized Fish Poacher with Lid and he will invite 6 of his closest friends over for a poached salmon and champagne brunch this weekend

or.... Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you will not have to listen to his incessant whining about how hungry he is.�

Give a man a fish, and you satisfy his fish craving for a day. Give him fish aversion therapy, and you eliminate the craving for life.

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.�

�Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi�then you also have to teach him to cook

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day

�Give a man a fish; you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to sell fish and he eats steak.��



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Previously in Justinland: Our Last Five Entries

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This Old Barn - 4-17-2004

Death and Taxes - 4-15-2004

MMQB:Leftover Peeps - 4-12-2004

The Alamo; The Movie not the Shrine - 4-10-2004


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