If you are like me and have been stuffing Snackie Cakes, Cheesey Poofs and Super Cocoa Sugar Bombs into your body since childhood your body is used to a certain amount of chemicals. The day I was born Mom stuck a bottle of Similac with Iron instead of her breast into my hungry mouth and I have been a toxic dumping ground ever since. Bring on the Bovine Growth Hormones, Tequila and Red Dye #2, my liver can handle it.

That is one of the most important jobs of our friend, Mr Liver; he detoxs our bodies. And that is certainly a more useful function than that pesky �turning sugar into fat and storing it on your butt� stuff.

Our Noah isn�t like most of us; He�s been a tabouli eating, preservative free Mother Nature�s Son all his life. All the chemicals he�s been getting recently in his battle against the cowardly villain Agent C have been a real challenge to his tender, untested liver.

Therefore Warriors, down with the color yellow and Mr. Billy Rubin. It�s time to THINK PINK!

As Pink as...

the first finger of dawn on a summer morning. Pink as tha parking lot at a Mary Kay Convention

Bubble Gum Pink, Pepto Pink, Powder Pink, pink as a virgin's blush.

Pink as the playful slapmark on the ass of a lazy twink. Pink as a bride's nipples.

Pink ladies, Pink Champagne, 'Music From Big Pink' Pink as Barbie's dream house.

Pink as the Alabama azaleas and Missouri pink dogwood. Pink as a piggie, Pretty in pink.

Hey look at that ! It's an Elvis Pink Cadillac'

Pink nosed kittens, pink socks and pink mittens.

Pink as my nose after a day at the beach. Pink as my nose after a day on the slopes.

Pink Squirrels, Pink flamingos. In the Pink, please make mine Pink.

Pink as my Aunt Vera�s Marshmallow Ambrosia salad

Bathroom tile from the 50�s, panties on the prom queen

Pink Floyd, Pink Eye,The pink Panther, Pink Elephants

Send some of that Pink Healing Love to Noah.

Think Pink! What have you got to add to the list?

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