Freedom Fries

I saw on the evening news last night that some jingoistic restaurateur has renamed French fries �Freedom Fries�. His reason is to express his disgust over France�s chicken shit reluctance to bomb the hell out of Bagdad. �Freedom fries� have proven to be a popular menu item too, although who doesn�t like hot-out-of-the-fryer crispy 'taters? That which we call a rose, etc.

Still, I hope this trend of replacing the word �French� with �Freedom� doesn�t catch on.

Ladies will be going to the nail parlour and asking for a Freedom Manicure.

Julie Child would become the Freedom Chef.

�Mom, can you make Freedom toast for breakfast?�

Renoir is my favorite of the Freedom Impressionists.

Last night, I was freedom kissing my boyfriend and things began to heat up. As he started peeling down my freedom bikini briefs, I reminded him �No loving without a Freedom Letter� I said

Thomas Keller's Freedom Laundry is supposed to be the finest restaurant in the country.

And last year a Freedom Poodle won best in show at Westminster

Freedom cut green beans. Freedom Silk Pie, Freedom Horns, Freedom braids, Freedom Roast coffee, 3 Freedom hens and a partridge in a pear tree.

Pardon my Freedom, but I think this is a mighty silly idea

3 People have told Dr JJ all about it