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2-9-2003 - 11:00 a.m.
Consumers Report, with JJ and Dr Hawk We subscribe to the monthly magazine, "Consumer�s Report", because our Hawk ain�t the kinda guy who would buy anything without doing research. But they don�t cover everything, so we�d like to present the J and Ray version. We do the testing, so you don't have to: St Ives Whipped Silk Lotion: Despite the soft-core porn name, this lotion smells nice, moisturizes dry winter skin and it sells for around $4. A big snaps up MSN.8: The anti-spam features work!... and they will kiss AOL off for you. You won�t miss the guy saying �You�ve got mail� Thumbs Up 2001 Mazda Miata Convertible: Sure it looks cute and it�s a FUN toy on a sunny weekend in May, but it turns into a cute bobsled in the snow. That�s why you hope your boyfriend drives�. 2002 Ford Expedition: It�s big, it�s bad and it says �get outta my way� in the snow, even to the snowplows. It also sucks up gas like Bud Lite at a Pride Parade in July. Northern Nights 7 piece feather bed:See here Hamilton Beech True-Air Filter: Plug it in close to the kitty�s litter box and your friends will ask if you got rid of the cat. Target has a buy-one,get-one free promotion going on. Great if your kids smoke in the house, even though you have told then not too a million times! Sheer Blonde Spun Gold shaping and styling wax: Ray wants you to know that he did NOT try this product. Basically, it�s grease with a little gold glitter. Take a little and run it thru your hair, then scrunch and it will give you that boyish tousled look he loves so much. Target Woolrich Flannel sheets sets: We love the funky fab Northwestern motifs. The sets are kitteny soft and on clearance. I�d act now. Pillsbury Baked Stuff in a can We call them �crack-the-can biscuits�, but the cinnamon rolls and orange rolls are good too. Super easy and it feels like baking. Long live Poppin� Fresh. Chicago: The movie, not the city. I liked it, Ray hated it, but he also hated 'Moulin Rouge'
And Don't forget the The Joy of Sox
Playing this week only, because it sucks up a LOT of bandwidth.
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