Knitting and Knookie

I get these e-mails sometimes complaining about my journal. Want to know what folks are complaining about? Not enough sex or not enough knitting. These are two separate complaints, of course. So far no one has suggested that I up the sexual AND knitting content.

Goatboys are, of course, all pro-sex, but I am not really having any grape eating, nymph chasing adventures that make hot reading. Same two guys. I�m not complaining, they are both still sexy and they have jobs! But there have been no chatroom hook ups, no mysterious strangers, no soccer practice, no students coming into my cubicle offering to do �anything� to improve their grades. But it is still early in the semester.

I did once have sex with a guy who had sex with the guy who claimed to have had sex with Tom Cruise but later dropped his lawsuit. Does that make me notorious?

I didn�t think so. There was a bit of excitement last weekend I took a walk on the wildside and rented a XXX video. Kristin Bjorn �Out in Tuscany� Lovely scenery!

As for knitting, well gee, the Opal Crocodile patterns are now available in the USA. Surely that must excite someone. I actually belong to the Yahoo Opal Sock Knitters chat group and the ladies there are plenty exciting about Opal Crocodile. My knitting WIP is a pair of yellow-brown-gold striped socks from Opal Brasil. Knitting them on #1 needles and they are taking forever.

BTW, knitters: Kristen Bjorn is the director of high quality gay porn flicks. His videos feature gorgeous men of international flava in exotic settings. No �pizza boy delivers� plots . Just hot, sweaty M4M action.

And Voyeurs: Opal Sock yarn is a quality yarn imported from Germany. It has the amazing ability to self stripe. A �WIP� is knitting slang for �Work in Progress� and #1 needles are really small

OK? Is everybody happy?

3 People have told Dr JJ all about it