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1-14-2003 - 4:39 p.m.

Horny Goat Weed

Sunday morning I am reading the newspaper and thumbing through my favorite parts; the sales ads. It�s just not Sunday unless you see what�s on sale this week at Target, right?

I am cruising the Osco ads (Osco is a chain drug store, I think it�s called Sav-On in other parts of the country) Nothing really exciting catches my eye until I come to the herbal supplement page and see �Horny Goat Weed�

Imagine me snickering like Beavis and Butthead. �Hehhehheh, He said Horny Goat Weed� As a dedicated goatboy and psychologist, why didn�t I know about this thing? What does it do? Is it made from horny goats or does it make goats horny?

Inquiring minds want to know

Fortunately, I don�t have to go far. An herbal specialist is sitting at the other end of the kitchen table, drinking tea and reading the Travel and Leisure section.

�Hehhehheh� I say to Mikey. �Osco has Horny Goat Weed on sale.� I show him the picture in the ad.

�Ying Yang Huo� replies Mikey, without looking up from offers for Spring Break in sunny Cancun.

Ok, now I know the Chinese name, but that doesn�t tell me what it does and if this horny goatboy needs to buy some at once, especially since it�s on sale.

�Yes Mikey, but what is it supposed to do?�

Dr Tiu sets the paper down and gives a rambling answer that involves enzymes and cholinergic neurotransmitters. I understand most of what he is saying because I made �A�s in my pharmacology courses. Horny Goat Weed does just what you guessed. It�s an aphrodisiac. It puts lead in your pencil and makes you able to write all night. Unlike Viagra, which just gets you hard, Horny Goatweed gets you hard and interested.

�I prescribe it sometimes, but you don�t need it.� Michael says with a wink. We had great sex on Thursday afternoon without the benefits of biochemical enhancement, because, remember, I'm a horny goatboy. Oh, yeah, who�s your Daddy, Mikey?�

Still, I might buy a bottle, just because I like the funny name.

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And here�s the copy for Horny Goat Weed:

Why crash and burn when you can go the distance with Horny Goat Weed? Known as one of the Orient's most exotic herbs, Horny Goat Weed has been used for centuries to intensify desire. Maca, a native plant of South America, is known as Peruvian Ginseng. Both ingredients are designed to provide you and your mate with a memorable night of romance. So why settle for the fizzle? Get the sizzle with Horny Goat Weed with Maca.

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