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11-2-2002 - 9:45 a.m.

Where the Other Half Shops

Holidaze are coming, like it or not. I pity the poor postman because he has to deliver a back-bending amount of catalogs to our house everyday.

Now I like some of these publications, Restoration Hardware,Natures Conversatory, Eddie Bauers and LL Bean can stay. I even thumbed thru the Victoria's Secret catalog. (Do you know they have a $10 million bra and panty set?) All yarn catalogs are welcome, but what is up with Harriet Carter? Do you get this strange and trashy thing? Has there ever been a greater collection of imported crap?

For example: Farting bedroom slippers? Nascar Christmas ornaments? Life sized plastic geese that have seasonal costumes? Red white and blue ties that play 'God Bless America?'

A serape for your dog? Duct Tape Haiku?

I love the Harriet Carter Catalog

Ready for my personal favorite? Better Brace Yourself

Toilet Golf

lets you practice your putting on the potty! If you re a golfer who can t get enough practice time, you can now sink putts where no one has sunk them before the bathroom! Carpet looks like a putting green; it even has a hole so you can tee off while you're taking care of other business. Includes putter and two plastic balls. 36" x 26".



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Previously in Justinland: Our Last Five Entries

Wagons Ho! - 4-23-2004

This Old Barn - 4-17-2004

Death and Taxes - 4-15-2004

MMQB:Leftover Peeps - 4-12-2004

The Alamo; The Movie not the Shrine - 4-10-2004


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