6- 22-2002 - 09:15
Pass the Peanuts Fact: Southwest Airlines offer a 'Friends Fly Free' deal. Buy a ticket, take your friend for free Fact: Southwest Airlines just announced that if you are a 'person of size' they are going to be asking you to buy a second ticket. If your big ol' ass is taking up two spaces, expect to pay more. Fact: Dr Justin, America's newest psychologist always tells his patients with weight issues that 'First you have to become your own best friend' Thanks, Southwest for being so understanding. Big People, if you are flying Southwest and taking up two spaces, demand two bags of peanuts. Tell them your psychologist said it was OK
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