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6-10-2002 - 22:15

Goldilocks???

Maybe you don't know this, but Michael and I are having an old house remodeled and made into office space...and trust me, when anyone tell you that remodeling/restoring an old house will cost more than building from the ground up, they know what they are taking about. Still, we have 12ft ceilings, a wrap around porch, a midtown location and a grand staircase that will make you yearn for Rhett Butler .

Very early this AM, we decide to drive over to check on the progress the workers made over the weekend. Unlocking the door, Mikey announces that 'the vibe is totally wrong'. I have learned to trust Mikey's instincts, so we cautiously enter the house. We don't see any people but there is evidence all around that our 'space' has been Party-Central this weekend; empty beer cans, candle stubs, fast food trash and that unmistakeable smell of marijuana.

Someone has been eating my porridge

Hmmm, 'Must have been one helluva party' I say, when we find the pair of men's briefs and used condom. After surveying the downstairs, we are relieved to find that nothing is seriously wrong and all the 'damage' can be contained in a trash bag.

Somebody has been fucking in my office.

Still, Mikey and I cautiously head up Rhett and Scarlet's staircase to the second floor. We don't see anymore signs of life or a wild party as we pop open the doors to the upstairs bedrooms until we get to the big room at the end of the hall.

There we find 2 painters, either passed out or asleep on a paint splattered drop-cloth, buck nekkid and in each other's arms.

Michael makes a throat clearing noise, I get the giggles. The painters awaken, confused and disoriented. One of them, Tim, wiggles into his jeans and announces 'I got to pee' and quickly leaves the room. The other one, his name is Dell is totally unruffled, looks Michael directly in the eye and says 'Is there something I can help you with, Dr Tiu?'

Talk about grace under pressure



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Previously in Justinland: Our Last Five Entries

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This Old Barn - 4-17-2004

Death and Taxes - 4-15-2004

MMQB:Leftover Peeps - 4-12-2004

The Alamo; The Movie not the Shrine - 4-10-2004


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